Baptist explanation:
There
must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
Presbyterian explanation:
It's
not God's will for you to open this link.
Word of Faith explanation:
You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented
you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
Charismatic explanation:
Thou
art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation:
All
links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to
experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Buddhist explanation:
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Episcopalian explanation:
Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
Christian Science explanation:
There
really is no link.
Atheist explanation:
The only
reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
Church counselor's explanation:
And what did you feel when the link would not open?
High up in the Ethiopian mountains lives the Gelada. It lives nowhere else and although its closest living relative is the baboon, with its hairless face and short muzzle the gelada looks more like a chimpanzee. Isolated in these remote Ethiopian Highlands (often called The Roof of Africa) this primate has developed a way of existence (one might call it a culture) all of its own.
To begin with the gelada is a graminivore which means that it only eats grass. Fortunately, the highlands in which they live are cooler and a lot less arid than many parts of Ethiopia and they rarely experience any kind of food shortage. They will also become granivorous when the grass is in seed. In fact, they actively prefer the seed to the grass – it is probably a welcome change.
It must have been an awe-inspiring sight – millions upon
millions of passenger pigeons flying across the American landscape.Forest-loving (and living) pigeons were never
seen alone – they would flock and migrate from the southern forest to their breeding
grounds in the north.The size of the
flocks was so large that they would darken the sky, destroy tree branches with
their weight (roosting literally on top of each other) and leave behind a carpet
of passenger pigeon poop.And then, they
were gone.
There had been between 3 and 5 billion passenger
pigeons in the USA and in the space of just a few decades there was just one
left (in a zoo).This endling – the name
given to the last member of a species was known as Martha.This is not only her story, of course, but
that of her entire species.
This is the story of yet another clash between humans and
birds – another which led to the extinction of a species that was once so
numerous it was uncountable.The reason
for the extinction of the passenger pigeon is not as simple as you might think –
it’s more than just being hunted to extinction.This fascinating video by Bizarre Beasts posits that it was the telegraph
and the railway that finally did for this bird – as well as (ironically) its own
particular survival strategy which, until our arrival, had served it well for
thousands of years.
There is much more to the pigeon than meets the eye (and
more to their vision than we once thought).This fascinating video by True Facts Educational delves into the bobbing
heads question.The answer is quite
simple - they are only trying to keep their world still.This video goes into much more detail than
that, of course, but this is only the beginning.It turns out that there are a lot of
questions we could ask about pigeons, but are too distracted by our daily lives
to go and seek the answer.So, what other
questions does this video ask?
First and foremost, something that we have seen countless
times.We all recognise the signs when
pigeons are getting amorous.There is
the head bowing and the tail feather fanned out – and the female trying to get
away at all costs.The signals the male
gives are very similar to those he displays when feeling aggressive, but they
are part of an elaborate courtship dance.You know he's got it right when the female allows a little beaking to go
on (yes, you read that correctly – watch the video to see it in action!). It isn’t some kind of pigeon French-kissing,
though – it enables the giving of a gift. That raises another question – why do their
nests so often look like a hopeless mess, like they haven’t bothered to make
much of an effort to give their eggs a place to call home?There’s a good reason for that, too…
One thing that genuinely surprised me is the fact that most
pigeons mate for life.Their courtship
rituals always look so random to me – but perhaps I wasn’t paying enough
attention!When I watch them (with some
amusement) in the local park, it all looks a little random, but their behaviour
is far more sophisticated than it first appears. Watch the video below and discover
much more about the humble pigeon – it might surprise you just how complex the
behaviour of this bird we all take for granted truly is.
The Malabar pied hornbill (Anthracoceros coronatus)
is a striking bird to say the least, especially when it is in full flight. As you can see from the picture, it has a
large casque above its upper mandible. A
casque is thought to serve as a clue to others of its species about sex, maturity
or even social status. The casque of the
male Malabar pied hornbill is, for example, larger than the females (the one in
the picture is female). The casque might
also serve to reinforce the bird’s beak or even act as a call enhancer. They have been observed being used in fights
between members of the same species. So,
the function of a casque is more a hypothesis than a fact, but the above are
the most likely reasons why birds have them. Image Credit
For me, the most fascinating aspect of the life of the
Malabar pied hornbill, which is found in India and Sri Lanka, is the way that
they raise their chicks.The female lays
the eggs in a tree hollow, which the male seals up with a home-made cement,
leaving only a small hole through which he passes food to the mother and
growing chicks. Although the bird is an omnivore, the main component of its
diet (75%) is figs.When the chicks grow
too large for the female to remain inside the cavity, she breaks out, and then
seals it back up again.She joins the
male in passing food through the little hole until the chicks are ready to
fledge.Fascinating!
Did you know that when it feels threatened, a slow loris can
stay motionless, gripped onto a single branch, for hours? That isn’t the only
remarkable fact about this animal, which is endangered. Their single biggest threat is us – you can
obviously see the attraction from the picture of the Javan Slow Loris above – and in their own habitat they are often taken as
“living toys” for children.They are
also victims of the international global animal smuggling network and videos of
them in captivity often get hundreds of thousands if not millions of hits. They
look very passive and docile in the videos – and do you know why that is?It is because their defense mechanism is to
freeze – so what you are seeing in these videos is not a slow loris happily joining
in the fun, but an animal that is so scared that it has become motionless. Image
The video below is a TED-Ed Lesson by Stephanie A.
Poindexter, directed by Reza Riahi and it focuses on the life of the slow loris
in the wild, looking at when they diverged from other primates (an awfully long
time ago) and how that defensive mechanism works when they are confronted with
danger. Although they are omnivores,
they also love to eat tree gum – and it is thought that they sequester the
toxins from the gum for their own use.
They are venomous – the only primate to hold that particular badge, and
one of the few venomous mammals in existence.
They secrete the toxin from their armpits, mix it with their saliva and
spread it on their teeth, so when they bit another animal, it will start a
flesh-rotting process almost immediately.
They also spread it all over their coats, which makes it a highly
effective anti-parasite balm. Some animals (like cats and civets) hate even the
vaguest smell of slow loris saliva, so you can see how their venom has multiple
uses.
So, if a slow loris ever adopts its venom pose (the very cute
hands above its head that so many people think is the slow loris joining in the
fun), accompanied by swaying and throaty noises, make a quick exit. However, the “people” who work in the illegal
trade of the slow loris do something unspeakable – they file down their teeth
so the venom cannot be carried that way, or they remove the teeth altogether
before selling the wretched animal on. It is mind-boggling to think that people
want to keep slow loris as pets given the suffering that they go through and,
let’s face it, that they are still potentially venemous. Having said that,
wildlife researchers have revealed that the biggest victim of slow loris venom
is, wait for it, other slow lorises.
This is a fascinating photograph, not only for the obelisk
Position that the dragonfly has positioned itself in, but because of the name
of the species – the Halloween pennant (Celithemis eponina).It is native to North America and the West
Indies. It gets its name because when it flies, these colours look a bit like
traditional Halloween decorations (orange and black), especially when it
perches with its wings held out like little flags. Image
Wait... the obelisk position? Here is the same dragonfly from a different angle. Basically, it’s doing a handstand (like the blue dasher above) and there are a few reasons why it might exhibiting this strange behavior.
How do I look in these? That age old question about sunglasses is now not only restricted to our own species. Now the dogs are getting in on the act too. A surprise hit, it has been described as one of those money making ideas that should never have worked but in fact makes millions.
Species of animals change over time, some just a little but
others quite a lot! Science took a while to catch up but in 1858 the idea of Natural
Selection was put forward.We have Charles
Darwin and Alfred Russell Wallace to thank for that, because it’s been around
ever since. Soon after, Darwin would publish “On the Origin of Species” in
1859, a book that shook educated society to the core. In fact, the theory of evolution was not taught in many schools because people disagreed with it - and there is still some dissent today (in some places!).
But how does natural selection work?This hugely interesting video from the Natural
History Museum in London takes the giraffe as an example. We know how well
suited they are for survival, especially because of their long necks and tongues
that help them pick off the juiciest leaves from even the tallest of
trees.They didn’t always have long
necks and tongues – and the changes that happened to make it so are
called adaptations. There is also the fact that every single member of one
species is just a little different from all the others – and that’s called
variation. This variation can sometimes mean that certain individuals have an
advantage over others in their natural environment.
So, natural selection happens because animals with
adaptations that make themmore
successful are way more likely to survive long enough to produce offspring who
will have the same adaptation.SO, that’s
why if you go back far enough, and encountered the ancestor of today’s giraffes,
you will probably have great difficulty in recognising it as such. To learn more about variation, adaptation and
natural selection, look at the video below. It’s put forward in a very straightforward
way which makes you wonder why it too so long for us to get to Darwin and his ideas.I guess something is only obvious when it’s made
obvious.
Some frogs spend their lives in the tree canopy and only
come “down to earth” when it’s time to find a mate and breed. They can live in the treetops because the
environment is so humid that they do not have to rely on puddles or pools to
get by. That is the case with the gliding leaf frog, and the way it gets itself
back to the ground is quite spectacular.The gliding tree frog (also known
as the gliding leaf frog) is endemic to the humid forests of the tropical east
pacific, in countries including Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, and Ecuador (but
not spread throughout these countries).
They have huge webbed feet – and that’s just as well.They use them, effectively, as parachutes. Once they get to the ground the males begin
to sing – to attract the females. This fills the surrounding forest with noise –
so it is the female who makes the ultimate choice of which male she wants to
mate with.She always seems to go
towards the loudest calls – this generally means a bigger frog! However, in order
to get to her choice, she has to get past the other frogs who want to get
overfriendly with her… and so she sometimes has to use her very large feet to
kick unwanted suitors away. That is more difficult than it sounds, given that once
attached, the male frogs are almost impossible to remove.
Watch some amazing footage of the gliding leaf frog in the
video below.To be honest, it looks like
something of a free for all!
Although there are only a fraction of the suburban hedgehogs
in the UK that were around even twenty years ago, life must go on. This clip from the BBC documentary Secret
Gardens shows a female hedgehog looking for a mate. She really does have to search far and wide
in order to find a mate, but eventually she succeeds! This is a sweet story but sad too, as it
underlines just how few of these lovely, harmless creatures are left in the towns
and cities of the UK.
Perhaps, as is featured in the video, more effort should be
put into creating hedgehog corridors, so that they can safely navigate routes
between properties in order to find the love of their life (well, of the evening
at least).A little patience and a little help can go a
long way – and it would be great to think that hedgehogs are considered when
new houses are built too.Sometimes, one
has to wonder why people even build houses with gardens – they are in such a rush
to pave them over that it is little wonder that the hedgehogs of England are becoming
something of a rarity.
Did you know that 7.5 billion landbirds currently call North
America home? That’s an awful lot of birds,
but here is a question – think about it.
When did you last see a dead bird?
The adult mortality rate of
songbirds is around 45% in their first year, so why is it we don’t see many (or
any) dead birds? So, what happens to
birds when they die, when they fall off their metaphorical perch?
It seems that behavior changes when a bird senses that it is not long before it slips off its mortal coil.They become lethargic and seek cover.When a bird knows that its health is compromised
it retreats to places where predators are unlikely to spot it.It is an instinctive threat response – to hide
because it even though it is on its way out, it still doesn't want to be killed by a predator.So birds die
in places that you can’t see into - dense foliage often covers them up after death.Even if the bird dies in plain sight, the
average time it is visible is about 30 minutes to 4 hours.Scavengers get them. As well as insect
action, cats and even other birds can come along and pick up the carcass.Watch this fascinating video by Bird Whisper,
which delves into more detail below.
This gorgeous bird is a brood parasite (like most other
cuckoos), meaning females lay their eggs in the nests of other bird species.
The picture is of a male (he has a bright yellow breast). During the
rainy-season breeding period between September and March, a female can lay
about 19 to 25 eggs. Although they do not need territory to raise chicks, male
cuckoos still defend territories to attract mates. The species is widespread
across sub-Saharan Africa. Image
Animals that are cave specialists are known as troglobites and can be counted as the most specialist species in the world – one species of angel fish troglobites lives only in two small cave waterfalls in Thailand. To say that they have a precarious grip on survival in this day and age is putting it mildly. Many of these species have lost the use of their eyes altogether as the sun never penetrates their cave dwellings. However, to become troglobitic can take thousands of generations.
This fascinating video from BBC Earth, narrated by Sir David Attenborough looks at troglobites in general – those who have lost the pigment in their skin and also their eyes. However, to compensate for their blindness, creatures like the Texas Blind Salamander has other senses fine-tuned to compensate for their lack of sight. Take a look at this video – and discover more about the strange cave-dwelling species, who somehow manage to survive despite the odds being massively stacked against them.
This morning, as I walked to the shops, I spotted a
crow. That wasn’t hard because it was
making a loud cawing sound – a proper South East London crow, indeed. Perhaps there was a cat around, maybe it was
trying to locate its mate, or it could have been defending its territory. I’m not sure what was going on, but one thing
was for sure – this crow was perched very precariously on a sapling in a
planter. Perhaps six foot tall, the
young tree has been damaged (perhaps by the crow?), meaning that a bird, if it
lands elegantly enough, can perch atop it.
Yet what bird would want to do that? This one, obviously. I didn’t see it land, but the level of expertise
it must have taken is astonishing. I say
this because I can’t even do a three-point turn very well, so I can’t imagine
calculating angles with height involved too.
Still pondering these avian acrobatics, I reached home and popped the eggs I had just bought
into the fridge. I discovered a single egg at its back, and I
decided that, since the crow had given me a visual treat, I would give the ones
that haunt my garden an edible one. Now, this isn’t something I do often. Although I do like to see the bigger birds in
my garden (the rivalries between the crows and the magpies are legendary for
their riotousness, noisiness and general length!) I generally do not feed birds at all. I
used to, but then read up on it and discovered that it could produce an
over-reliance on feeders, not to mention that lots of birds congregating
together isn’t necessarily good for their general health.
Some species don’t need males.Take the New Mexico Whiptail Lizard for
example.There are no males in this
species. So, of course, the sensible question to ask is how do they
reproduce?They use something called parthenogenesis
which involves no males and no sperm.The female can produce an egg all by herself.The eggs will produce an all-female brood,
clones of the other – who will go on to… you get the point.While this does allow some species to rapidly
increase their range, it does somewhat limit the genetic diversity of the
species!
For a closer look at parthenogenesis, take a look at these
videos created by the Natural History Museum in the UK.
Did you know that a health queen honey bee can lay up to
2,000 eggs a day in the peak season?
That is one busy queen – and running the whole colony on top of that
must sap her strength somewhat. But wait
a second – does a queen bee actually run her colony? That is what most people would naturally
assume, but they would be wrong. She doesn’t
make any decisions about what goes on in the hive, she simply secretes a pheromone
that reassures the other bees that she is still around and healthy to boot. If she stops producing the pheromone the
colony would quickly become chaotic. The
worker bees that make up 99% of the colony and they are really the ones who
keep the colony together, through a variety of tasks that they do throughout
their lives.
There is a strict hierarchy in a hive and that includes not
just the workers, but drones too. These are the only males in the colony and –
unfortunately for them – they get thrown
out of the hive when times get hard. I
suppose having one job (mating) is a plum one when times are good (except for
one gruesome fact!). Find out all about bee hierarchies in this fascinating
video.
The ruddy duck is small compared to other ducks (even though
their eggs are huge relative to their size), but once you have seen one, you
won’t forget especially if you see a male in mating season (when his beak turns
blue and he plumps his head feathers up to make himself look like he has
horns!). Although they come from North
America, they are making some inroads into Europe. Yet it’s when it comes to their courtship
that these ducks become truly memorable! All Things Birdie explains why the
duck makes these bubbles (yes, it’s the mating game again) and just as
importantly how it is created to become the fascinating bubble display that you
can see in the video below. To our ears
the mating call of the male doesn’t sound very attractive – it’s something like
a belch, but I am sure the female ruddies just love it! Find out more about the ruddy duck by
watching the video. Image Credit
Over on our sibling site, Kuriositas, there is a new article about the fascinating bird’s nest
fungi. Not only does it say what it does
on the label (its correct name is Nidulariaceae so you can see why it got
its common name), it has an intriguing way of ensuring its survival. In a world
where many organisms rely on wind, wings or brute abundance to spread their
offspring, bird’s nest fungi have evolved a system that turns rainfall itself
into a delivery mechanism – precise, forceful and repeatable. A raindrop
becomes a trigger, a launcher and a dispersal strategy all in one, converting
something as ordinary as weather into a highly targeted reproductive event. Find out more about it at Kuriositas, which
also has a lovely gallery of images of the bird’s nest fungi. Image
Did you do a double take? This striking behaviour reflects the strong parental
care (and perhaps patience) shown by female alligators during the early months
of a juvenile’s life. After hatching, young alligators often remain close to
their mother, who offers protection from predators and even other adult
alligators. Resting on the adult’s head or back provides safety, warmth, and a
vantage point above the water’s surface. Contrary to common belief, adult
alligators do not indiscriminately attack everything nearby; feeding behaviour
is context-specific. In this case, the adult recognises the juvenile as its own
offspring and tolerates its presence, demonstrating an important survival
strategy within the species.
Snakes have been around for about 150 million years – which is
a little longer than we have, that’s for sure.One of the questions that snakes provoke from kids (of all sizes) is how
on earth do they manage to eat things that look, to all intents and purposes,
way, way bigger or longer than them? How
can this happen? It looks impossible.
Well, if you have been around for as long as snakes, you
have the time to solve this kind of problem.Plus of course, we sometimes look at problems from our perspective.Our jaw bones are fused which means that we
would not be able to get something ridiculously large in our mouths and down
into our stomach (although I have seen people try at parties).The jaw bones of the snake, on the other
hand, are not fused.They are still
connected but by a ligament of such elasticity that their mouths can be dramatically
stretched.The gape can be large – even up
to 180 degrees (and that has to be seen to be believed).That always leads to another question – when a
snake swallows something much bigger than itself, how come it doesn’t
suffocate?
This and other questions are answered in the video below, a
TED-Ed lesson by Niko Zlotnik, directed by Anna Benner and narrated by Adrian
Dannatt.
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