Baptist explanation:
There
must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
Presbyterian explanation:
It's
not God's will for you to open this link.
Word of Faith explanation:
You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented
you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
Charismatic explanation:
Thou
art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation:
All
links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to
experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Buddhist explanation:
.........................
Episcopalian explanation:
Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
Christian Science explanation:
There
really is no link.
Atheist explanation:
The only
reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
Church counselor's explanation:
And what did you feel when the link would not open?
So, Easter has come around once more and that means the usual treats – did the Easter Bunny leave you anything this year? The tradition of the Easter Bunny has is hundreds of years old and has its roots in the Rhineland. It was introduced in to the US by Dutch settlers in Pennsylvania in the eighteenth century. But what does the Easter Bunny do with the rest of the year? Jump about madly is our best guess, going by these pictures. Behold the wonder of bunnies!