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relaxAI Announces "PetTalk" – A New AI Feature That Translates Animal Sounds into Human Language

Tuesday, 1 April 2025

We've been waiting for this... forever.  Finally we can have fully-formed conversations with our non-human owners!  The guesswork is over!


London, England– April 1, 2025: At last, the long-standing dream of talking to our pets takes a step toward reality! Today, relaxAI, the advanced AI assistant platform, unveiled a groundbreaking experimental feature - PetTalk - designed to translate pet vocalizations into human language in real time. Even more astonishing, it allows humans to respond back in their pets’ native "tongue."  Our days of trying to communicate (but gettingi it badly wrong) are finally at an end.  And it's all down to technology.  You can try it by following this link.  Simply change to "pet mode" when you get there and you can start communicating!


Harnessing deep learning, speech pattern recognition, and a proprietary natural language model trained on thousands of pet audio samples, PetTalk aims to bridge the communication gap between humans and their furry companions.  Now your granny doesn't need to scratch her head when wondering what ails fluffy.  Fluffy can tell her (although it isn't always guaranteed that granny will like what she hears, of course).


According to Mark Boost, CEO of relaxAI, the inspiration came from users who wanted to build deeper emotional connections—not just with AI, but with their pets.


“PetTalk is a fun yet technically ambitious step toward pushing the limits of human-AI communication,” said Boost. “We’ve been collaborating with academic researchers and animal behavior experts to make the impossible… well, just a little less impossible.”


The feature was developed in partnership with Dr. Emily Petrichor, Professor of Animal-Human Communication at the University of Ashwood, whose pioneering research into animal vocalization patterns provided critical insights for the training data.


Dr. Petrichor explains: “There are clear acoustic patterns in animal sounds that suggest intent or emotion. While we’re still far from full interspecies dialogue, machine learning allows us to ‘guess’ what your dog or cat might be trying to express. Whether it’s accurate or not—well, that’s up to the pet.”


Though PetTalk is not (yet) certified for scientific or veterinary use, early testers have reported amusing results—from a Labrador requesting “longer belly rubs” to a cat insisting on “a private litter box with better ambiance.”




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